“Here’s what’s gonna happen. I’m gonna fuck you and then buy you dinner.”
-Dennis Rodman to Jodi Miller
“You do have fun, 3-5 day romances that are pretty cool.”
“I took her to see my buddy who plays major league baseball and when my friend met her he said, ‘Are we gonna have sex or what?’ Then she……”
Have you ever punch a girl out during a blowjob? What did you say?
“We knew my dad was allergic to penicillin so we put a bunch in a Jamba Juice and gave it to him…..he wouldn’t drink it so we grabbed some golf clubs, but he got away.”
If you want to hear two very aggressive moves in the bedroom from some funny stand up comedians, tune in!