The Joker Delivers a Baby For Tennessee Couple
I’m not interested in having children, just get a dog. I’m even less interested in visiting the hospital, just walk it off with your new dog. However, if my doctor is a Halloween/comic book/movie fan, then I’ll knock up my girl just to have this situation present itself.
Brittany and Justin Selph went into the hospital Halloween night, cuz ol’ Brits had to push out a baby and keep overpopulating the earth. Just kiddin’ Brits, but I’m pretty sure we are running out of clean water. In walks the doctor and he’s dressed like Heath Ledger’s Joker, or THE Joker. Doctor Paul Locus was kickin it in his, dead on, Joker costume when these hypochondriacs came in with tummy problems. Just Joshin’ Brits, but the air is getting harder to breath the more people get added to the planet. Whatevs, your baby is beautiful.
Anyway, cool ass Doc Paul said he would change before the delivery, however Brit and J-dawg are dope and wanted The Joker to deliver their baby girl.
“We couldn’t help but laugh, when he walked in the room! My wife, being the open-minded woman, with a sense of humor, thought it would be hilarious to have such a unique delivery.” – Justin Selph
That’s pretty cool that this all went down, and since this is pretty hard to top, let’s think about having Two-Face tie those tubes!? Just playin’ Brit, you do you, but for real the organic food supply is running pretty low. For more on the story click the link.