Image Image Image Image Image Image Image Image Image Image
Only about one more week until we launch the new site! [Updated 9.19.17]
Scroll to top

Top

Chainsaw Wielding Nun is the Action Hero We Need

Chainsaw Wielding Nun is the Action Hero We Need
Positive Mike

Well we did it. A real-life chainsaw wielding nun. Might as well never look at the internet again. We found the hero we need right now.

In real life, Sister Margaret Anne, cut up fallen down trees to clear the roads surrounding Archbishop Coleman Carroll High School after Hurricane Irma. Pictures were taken of the clean-up and posted to the Miami-Dade Police Department Twitter page. This was later picked up by CBS News.

In my mind she slays demons and protects this mortal plane with a chainsaw blessed by the G-man himself. I’m waiting Hollywood! I wanna see a John Wick-esque movie about this. Call it Margie Anne the Chainsaw Fan, or Sister Saw, or Nun But a Tree Thing!

I’ll let you keep those while I think of more.