We Get it Hulu! I’ll Go Ad Free
Jesus W. H. Christ Hulu’s ads are fucking relentless. How many times do we have to see the Toyota ad campaign where that piano keys for teeth, brunette wearing a red scarf lets us know what their APR is? If I had a nickel for every time that 8 year old Asian kid let’s us know that San Diego is letting kids into the city limits for free, I could pay for my vasectomy with change. “THE KID KING IS HERE TO BRING GOOD TIDINGS!………. LET IT BE KNOWN THAT ALL YE KIDS ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO JOIN THE SHENANIGANS!!!”
On loop while I’m binge watching The Great American Food Truck Race. Hulu makes me hate T.V. Why are those ads necessary? Netflix doesn’t have ads and they are doing just dandy. Hulu are just greedy twats shoving Blue Apron down my throat, I can cook my own food Hulu just PLAY THE GODDAMN SHOW!