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“I Just Want My F@%*ing McNuggets!”

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As an American who has gambled with my health before, AKA eaten at McDonald’s, I have experienced the disappointment and rage of craving a Mickey-D’s menu item that isn’t currently being served. Apparently, if you mix a normal amount of disappointment with some booze and meth, you get Melodi Dushane: the 24-year-old who went to prison for 60 days after assaulting two McDonald’s employees and shattering a drive-thru window when she arrived too early for Chicken McNuggets to be ordered. Although this news story came out a while ago, the video has been going viral in recent days and is too good not to get “Cook’d.” If this isn’t proof that McDonald’s is chemically addicting, I don’t know what is.

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